“All right,” he said, “I can see you have a plan. I’ll get out of your way and let you get on with it. And I’ll tell you what: I’ll radio all the other units along the Parkway to let them know you’re coming so no one else bothers you.”
“Thank you,” I said.
He waved, and then headed off toward the falls. I kept pushing, eager to make up for lost time. A narrow footbridge led me across part of the river adjacent to the Ontario Power Company Gate House. Luckily my canoe was just slender enough to squeeze onto the footbridge. I next passed Dufferin Park, where Canada geese and mergansers huddled in its sheltered waters, and over a second footbridge. Here I had my first good look at the raging rapids up close—I couldn’t help but look on them with fear and awe. In 1990, an American kayaker, Jesse Sharp, attempted to paddle the rapids and then over the Horseshoe Falls. His body was never recovered, but his dented kayak washed up below the brink. Five years later another daredevil, Robert Overacker, came up with the novel idea of running the rapids on a Jet Ski and then deploying a parachute as he plunged over the falls. It sounded fine on paper, but when he soared over the brink the parachute failed to open and he drowned.
Midstream in the violent water, stranded on some rocks, was an old iron boat—a scow that ran aground back in 1918. The terrifying incident occurred when the eighty-foot-long boat broke free of a tow rope and was sucked downstream into the rapids. On board were two men, clinging for dear life as the boat rushed toward the falls, tossing wildly in the roaring water. Luckily the boat caught on some rocks less than eight hundred metres from the brink. For seventeen harrowing hours the men were trapped, fearing that at any moment the powerful current might knock the boat loose. They were rescued when a grappling gun shot a rope out to them, allowing them to cross on an improvised harness. A century later, the rusted-out boat is still stuck in the rapids above the falls, just waiting for a day when a big storm knocks it over.
Still wheeling along the trail by the roar of the rapids, I passed a spectacular old limestone building that looked more like something out of Ancient Rome than Canada—this was the old power house building, a grand edifice from an earlier era. Today it’s vacant and has been for years—a strange mouldering ruin just above the mighty falls. Not long after this was a third footbridge, which ran alongside the furious churning water. Only a stone’s throw ahead I could see a huge plume of mist: the falls. As I was nearing it two more police vehicles pulled up. My first thought was that the earlier officer hadn’t radioed his colleagues after all.
“Hello,” said the officer in the first car through her open window.
“Hello,” I said back.
“We heard from another of our units that you’re going around the falls.”
“Yes.”
“That’s awesome. How are you going to get around Table Rock though?”
“Along this path,” I said, slightly confused. Table Rock is the tourist centre situated beside the brink of the falls. It had once been an actual “table rock” that extended precariously over the brink, but the erosion caused by millions of gallons of water pouring over had long ago caused the overhanging rock to plunge into the abyss. But the spot has ever since been known as Table Rock.
“The trail is closed there due to construction,” explained the officer.
“Oh,” I said. “I guess I’ll have to find some other way.”
“Well,” said the officer, “we don’t want you going out on the road, so we’ll just close it down for you in that section and let you pass through without having to worry about traffic.”
“Oh wow, thanks,” I replied, grateful for this unexpected help.
“All right,” she replied, “we’ll see you down there.”
“Thank you!” I resumed pushing.
A few minutes later I was beside the brink of the Horseshoe Falls, marvelling at the raw power of millions of cubic metres of water hurtling over the edge with a thunderous roar. The sun was now fully up, the temperature climbing. Up ahead was the sidewalk construction that had closed the path. The police, in two vehicles, had their lights flashing on the road below the Table Rock building. I turned and pushed the canoe through a parking lot toward the street. Once I’d swung onto the road, one police vehicle drove ahead of me at a walking pace while the other followed behind, lights flashing.
Reflecting on the hundreds of portages I’d done in godforsaken mosquito-infested swamps or windswept boulder fields in lonely corners of the Arctic, I couldn’t help but laugh at the bizarre fact that I was portaging my canoe with my own police escort around one of the world’s most famous landmarks. The only witnesses to this strange procession were some park landscapers and gardeners, a couple of maintenance staff, and a few of the arriving construction workers.
It took only a few minutes to get beyond the construction. After bypassing it I pushed the canoe back onto the path, waving goodbye to the officers. I was now on the narrow stone walkway immediately in front of the falls.