Iron bars were hammered into a crevice just a few steps from the booth. I carefully scaled down this makeshift ladder, fully aware that slipping would be fatal. Soon enough, I reached the narrow and cracked planks I’d seen in the viral photo that sparked my wild adventure. Years later, I would undertake several via ferrata adventures in Canada, an innovation from the Alps that allows novice hikers to fasten into fixed lines to safely scale cliff faces or peaks. This delivers the thrill of climbing with none of the danger. Mount Hua clearly saw enough visitors, and enough accidents, for Chinese authorities to take action on the Cliffside Plank Path. A similar safety line and carabiner system was installed above the planks, running across the rock face.
Placing all my faith in my harness, I shuffled along the narrow planks, stopping to catch my breath and talk to my camera for company. Exposed to the mountains, the beauty, the cold, and the absurdity of adventure, I had a real moment. Then the wind picked up and my knees buckled. All that separated me from the void was a plank of cracked wood.
The planks lead to a small cave where somebody has somehow built a modest prayer altar, probably in gratitude for having made it this far alive. Here lies the rub: the path is out-and-back, which means returning along the same planks and scaling up the iron ladder to relative safety. This time, a group of giggling Chinese students were walking along cliff face towards me. We greeted each other with a nervous “ni hao!” and came to a standoff, high in the mountains of western China. I balked first, detaching my safety carabiner from the line to awkwardly climb around the first student, balancing my toes on the 12-inch plank. I had to repeat this ridiculously risky step three more times. Yes, I do all my own stunts. At least there was someone around to take a photo of me on the planks.
I made it back to the booth, returned the half-frozen gloves to the attendant, and headed back towards the cable car. Hands still shaking from cold and fright, I was not out the woods quite yet — there were still plenty of steep cement steps to navigate. At least I could buy some hot tea for the chill, and enter the safety of the crowds.